[Another unfortunate Koffing has met with teenager Archer's mean-spirited Poliwag. This time, however, it's just for more training- and, now, the fruit of that training! Evolution!]

[With arms, Poliwhirl can finally spike that Koffing over the theoretical net! Koffing is making the saddest face, but it is stopped by a gentle tap from its trainer.] ( Read more... )

[Earlier this morning, Ariana woke to a less than pleasant situation. You may or may not have seen her rushed to insultyoulater's clinic, but whatever the case, she's been in there for quite some time and will probably be there until late in the evening.

In the meantime, her housemates are lined up outside of the clinic as they wait. allyostrays, nomorestrays, and a bittytsun have since ( Read more... )

[The fight began as most fights do: with an innocuous, well-meant comment. Or, at least Archer thought it was innocuous. "Get a pokémon besides Koffing." That merited the blunt response of, "Don't wanna," and it escalated from there. "Well, why not?" "Don't hafta." "You can't rely on self-destruct!" "It works." "Really? Let's test that." And so ( Read more... )

[There's a table in the CMA today. It arrived mysteriously, and will probably be gone the next day. It is a prop table, existing for the sheer fact of setting up a post. Do not question the table ( Read more... )

[In the CMA, there is a house. It's a pretty normal, if empty looking, two story house. But if it's so empty, what's with this skeevy looking guy with purple hair slouching out of the house?]

... ... ... th'fuck? [He turns around, calling over his shoulder:] Proton, you little shit, if you put somethin' funky in my coffee... ...

[He slouches back ( Read more... )